You most likely ended up here while doing some peeking around on the site :) I don't have a 'super awesome best thing ever!' (but actually useless) gift to bribe you with. I just have my content loaded emails that most of my subscribers seem to like quite a bit :)
That, and the fact that if you do decide to enter your info in, you will be notified of when Copy N Profit 3.0 goes Live...well, wait. Actually, if you're quick enough, you will be able to participate in the development of the thing too!
So...yeah...that's it...no super-bribe, and no countdown saying you only have 38 nano-seconds left before the last 4.2 seats are taken over by the hordes of crazed sycophants of mine!